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New Show Audio Clips:
Posted December
23, 2008.
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jw081220 Gina as Guest and No One Would Listen to a Kinder and
Gentler Judge
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jw081220 Rick Warren is the Elephant in the Room Literally
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jw081220 Professional Wrestling Doesn't Excite the Smart Soldiers
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jw081220 Cristy Lane and Tim Conway are both Alive
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jw081220 Singles have Permission for a Stress Free Holiday
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jw081220 Barack Obama is in His Own Quagmire from the Start
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jw081220 UPS FedEx gave Excellent Service this Week
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jw081220 Christians Should Teach Kids Difference in Christmas and
Holidays
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jw081220 Good Advice - Christmas is a Simple Time of Year
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jw081220 Story of the Four Foot White Christmas Tree
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jw081220 The Beginning of the Santa Claus and the Big Red Bus Story
Pt 1
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jw081220 The End of the Santa Clause and the Big Red Bus Story Pt 2
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jw081220 A Good Simple Christmas Story
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jw081220 Christmas Eve Church Orang and All Kids Equal After 5 Days
Posted December
15, 2008.
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jw081129 Insensitive Holiday Question
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jw081129 Take Care of Singles Dumb Question NO Suicide
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jw081129 The NO Answer Stupid People Holiday Permission
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jw081206 CEOs Should Have Flown Again
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jw081206 Delivery Service Wont Leave Package
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jw081206 Married Couples Not Warm at Night in
Winter Either
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jw081206 Online Women Boring - So Don't Respond to Them
OLDER POSTS:
Posted November
8th, 2008.
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KAVD 103.1 Judge Wyld Show Aired On November 1st, 2008
Professional Singles Give to the Community
NASCAR Playoffs
Reviewing Judge
Wyld phone texting.
OBAMA should
run for community organizer, NOT President.
McCain should
have lied too and taken private contributions.
McCain thinks
all of the middle class has 3 or 4 kids.
Pelosi doesn't
know the American People.
The media is
NOT the American People.
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KAVD 103.1 Judge Wyld Show Aired On November
8th, 2008
3/4 of the
show.
Attending
Funeral when you don't know the dead person.
Voting for
President when neither candidate has any plans.
BONUS
Judge Wyld Show pre-show open mic checks on November 8th, 2008
Judge goes
crazy in studio during audio recording and mic checks prior to the
show.
PUTTING
ON THE JUDGE WYLD SHOW
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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The Studio partners LOVE Judge's Laughing Promo!!!! NEW
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Some
intro chit chat; grab bag...
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Frank chimes in with Strasium 90 for the NIST Colorado Clock
NEW
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Call-in
Line
MAN
MOMENTS
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Man Moment are
those innocent thoughts that a man generates in his 'man world'.
Hear how we chat about man moments on the air.
JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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4-Wheeler with a cardboard 4-Sale sign NEW
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What is a Man Moment? NEW
and
What is a Man Moment? NEW
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Lawn Mowers, tools, and Bleeding NEW
4
Men tutoring youth NEW
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Why do Men paint their own houses? NEW
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Boy
Moment with roller skates
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Men running across streets
JUDGE WYLD GIVES GROWING UP
ADVICE
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
Wouldn't you like to know.
Check back soon to find out.
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Being Judgmental is a NECESSITY; is GOOD; is OKAY; DO IT!!!
NEW
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Get Serious, Get Passionate, and you will be YOUNG forever
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Judge Wyld and Alicia Doyle talk about Serious Endeavors in Life
NEW
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Stepping on other people's toes.... is a POSITIVE thing NEW
5
Adult siblings should leave childhood (childish) competition behind
NEW
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NASCAR high tech jobs NEW
POLITICS AND MILITARY
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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Intro to the Show; Am I a Military Veteran?
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Am I a
Military Veteran? What is a Veteran?
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Am
I a Military Veteran? Should I be appreciated if I didn't 'see'
combat?
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Single Soldiers pay the price MORE, get LESS NEW
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Some talk about John McCain and his judgment NEW
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McCain gets free pass on bad judgment because he was a war hero.
NEW
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Idiots call it George Bush's War. United States wins Missions and
Wars. NEW
AROUND
THE OFFICE
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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Mexican theme for American Icon Company Thanksgiving dinner
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 RADIO
STATION LINERS
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
Get attention;
get Judge Wyld's proven custom writing, recording, production of
attention getting and tasteful iconic LINERS.
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Feel
at Home with KAVD 103.1 - 10s
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Where
your friends are, KAVD 103.1 - 10s
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KAVD 103.1 Makes
me happy - 10s
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KAVD 103.1 Really makes me happy - 25s
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KAVD,
HFPF, and Local Businesses - 10s
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Guilty
Pleasure KAVD 103.1 - 10s
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Singing KAVD 103.1 Junkie - 10s
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I like to say,
"Women's Beach Volleyball" - 10s
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Touching
I Love KAVD 103.1 ballad - 30s
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Three
things I like more, "Women's Beach Volleyball" - 10s
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Workout with
KAVD 103.1 -10s
PUBLIC
SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS (PSA)
COMMERCIALS
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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Mathematics is
powerful. Teenagers and Math - 51s
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Tutor at your
Schools: They Need You - 34s
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Tutor
Children They Need You Tutor Now - 45s
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Read
Alicia Doyle's Good News Stories - Freelance writer
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Nursing
Homes are a REWARDING place to visit - 40s
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How
Ladies can find the MAN of their DREAMS - 44s
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Professional Singles can get involved in the community - 30s
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High Five
Plains Foundation - People like YOU, Helping People like YOU. -
Remix - 30s
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Look at your
radio. Look at HFPF - 10s
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Have
fun with the HFPF - 10s
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HFPF
Golf Tournament Country - 30s
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HFPF
Golf Tournament Soft - 30s
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PSA
Being Neighborly to Elderly - 60
GOOD
HUSBAND
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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Getting ready to talk to the kids about Dad
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Telling kids how Dad is told what to do at work
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Telling kids to want less expensive things from Dad
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Kids and Wives should appreciate Men as Dads
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Wives should appreciate Men as Husbands
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Men tutoring youth NEW
NASCAR
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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NASCAR drivers whine NEW
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NASCAR cars are NOT Ford, Chevy, Toyota, Dodge manufactured cars
NEW
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Small towns play up visits by NASCAR NEW
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Why TV time for deaths of unknown people? NEW
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Women in NASCAR no big deal NEW
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Earnhardt was a danger, dumb driver, died NEW
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Earnhardt Jr was dumb, crashed with K. Busch NEW
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NASCAR teams drug test or shut up NEW
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NASCAR high tech jobs NEW
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NASCAR cars crabwalking NEW
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Women crew members are passionate NEW
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NASCAR drivers overpaid, fans have no life
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Even a bad driver like Earnhardt Jr. wins one
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Advice to Montoya, Stewart, Kyle Busch (Busch DON'T get married!!)
NEW
PROFESSIONAL
LOCAL SINGLES
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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Thank GOD It's
FRIDAY - TGIF
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Why do
Professionals look forward to Friday?
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Professional Singles should NOT be paying taxes for YOUR schools
NEW
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Professional Singles can type up a Volunteerism Resume and go
volunteer
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Snow blowers are FUN; Help elderly neighbors NEW
VOLUNTEERISM
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TUTORING, FRATERNITIES, NURSING
HOMES, more
JUDGE
WYLD
says:
1 - Pheasant
Hunting, Judging a Miss Asia Pageant, Clowning for Kids
You could be busy with a balanced life
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Volunteering for School Site Council and Math Tutoring NEW
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Professional Singles can type up a Volunteerism Resume and go
volunteer NEW
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Thank GOD It's
FRIDAY - TGIF
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Why do
Professionals look forward to Friday?
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Enjoying interacting with people at a Nursing Home NEW
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Free
crayons and coloring books; awareness of children and fires/burns
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Make your own Volunteer activity; Old Time Radio for Nursing Homes
NEW
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Get Serious, Get Passionate, and you will be YOUNG forever
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Shrine Hospitals for Children and burn awareness NEW
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Professional Singles can type up a Volunteerism Resume and go
volunteer NEW
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Doing
a Radio Show with CLOWN makeup on
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Kids rude to CLOWNS? The parents should be punched in the face
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All of the details of the sacrifices of CLOWNING
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The last word on CLOWNING, TRY IT, or try something else
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Men tutoring youth NEW
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Volunteer driving children to FREE Hospital care for orthopedics NEW
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 ALICIA
DOYLE'S HUMAN CONDITION
STORIES
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
Don't get on Alicia's Bad
Side. Two time Golden Gloves Boxing CHAMPION. Went PRO. Find out
what she's up to now -
aliciadoyle.com
ALICIA
DOYLE
says:
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HC - Vegetable Stand Man Passes Away
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HC - Couple Married 75 years
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HC - Woman Chance Meeting Long Lost Father
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HC - No Arms, No Legs, Motivational Speaker
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HC - Couple Married 75 years Revisited. On Jay Leno Show.
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HC - Service dogs for Diabetes
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HC - Real hair wigs for children
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HC - 90 year old woman went skydiving
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HC - Geriatric students living at a Seniors Home
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HC -
CERT Horse Riding Therapy for Handicapped Children
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HC -
Final Days Care for People to not die alone
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HC -
7000 mile solo flight by 65 year old man
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HC -
House of HOPE
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HC -
Nick born without arms or legs and became successful
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HC -
DIANE Overcame Stroke - Inspiration to MANY!
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HC -
Jeffrey Foundation Mother of Muscular Dystrophy Child
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HC - Disenfranchised Teenagers Taught Artist Skills and Life
Skills
WOMEN
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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Men can
love and appreciate women (some women)
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Judge pours heart out to Mom on-air on Mothers' Day NEW
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Professional female boxer says being a mom is tougher
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Ladies and Hunting Story part 1
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Ladies and Hunting Story part 2; the moral of the story
BAD
WIFE, GOOD WIFE
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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Men can
love and appreciate women (some women)
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Married women chumming it up with other men NEW
2
Telling their husband what gifts to buy them
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Women not wearing or showing their wedding rings NEW
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Kids should remind mom that Dad works hard
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Young moms strolling in park all morning NEW
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Shallow, Recreation and Leisure is NOT Diverse NEW
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Young moms without a care because husband is paying the bills
NEW
BAD
PARENTING
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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Keep your teenage kids home on Halloween
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Making your kids wake up away from home on Xmas morning
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Kids
selling JUNK candy, popcorn, cookies door to door NEW
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We aren't going to bubble wrap the town; keep your kids at home
NEW
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Kids rude in public? The parents should be punched in the face
SINGLES
DATING
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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Men can
love and appreciate women (some women)
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Crazy woman broke the Doorbell NEW
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How Real Men view Dating sites like eHarmony NEW
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Why you should NOT care about impressing her family NEW
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Don't seriously date a woman on medications OR ELSE NEW
JUDGE
WYLD TALKS DIRECTLY TO THE KIDS
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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Getting ready to talk to the kids about Dad
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Telling kids how Dad is told what to do at work
3
Telling kids to want less expensive things from Dad
4
Kids and Wives should appreciate Men as Dads
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Wives should appreciate Men as Husbands
ALL
PROFESSIONAL SPORTS ARE FAKE
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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Waste of your life to be a professional sports 'fanatic' NEW
2
Basketball has no rules, Girls' game played by men NEW
3
Top Boxing like Dirt Track Car Racing is an intricate dance
NEW
4
Super Bowl is for the super idiots and women to socialize NEW
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Womens' sports are great ..... for guys to watch NEW
AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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Elderly afraid of Teenagers at HALLOWEEN
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Forever to fix a flat tire by well meaning friends
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Kids
selling JUNK candy, popcorn, cookies door to door NEW
4
Snow blowers are FUN; Help elderly neighbors NEW
TV
and RADIO and HOLLYWOOD
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JUDGE
WYLD
says:
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keith OBGYN (olberman) count, # of days the spineless, cowardly,
untalented, pansy
(list of foul synonyms for little girl here), void has been on
earth
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